one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
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tips for a happy life
- wake up early in the morning
- do some kind of activity - go running, walk your dog, etc.
- drink lots of water to boost your productivity
- read more books
- listen to inspiring music
- clean your home/apartment for 15-20 minutes daily
- consume fresh fruits and vegetables every day
- prepare your own food - read more about healty eating, check out new recipies, cook with love
- reward yourself, celebrate little victories - you’ve made it out of bed today, you washed your face and you had the strength to wake up and embrace the new day
- go out, make new friends, be social
- pick a diary and a beautiful pencil to write down how your day has been before you go to sleep
- go to bed earlier
- make plans for the next day - do something you’ve never done before. When was the last time you tried something diferent?
- love life
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
nicki minaj makes me wanna like….go to the gym every morning and not text any fuckboys and wear bright lipstick and do my squats and constantly spit fire game at pretty faced boys and girls, that’s how inspiring she is
nicki minaj makes me wanna like….go to the gym every morning and not text any fuckboys and wear bright lipstick and do my squats and constantly spit fire game at pretty faced boys and girls, that’s how inspiring she is